jojo's butt x maggie x santa fanfic
I Saw Jojo's Butt Kissing Santa Claus
Maggie woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one throbbing box that looked like a headless naked whore.
Then Maggie noticed that Jojo's butt was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Maggie thought that she would surprise Jojo's butt. Maybe even sneak up behind him and stroke him on his dumb heart. That always made Jojo's butt sparkly.
Maggie crept sexily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its stoned lights, and the presents, heaped up slowly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Jojo's butt. Kissing someone.
Maggie was so angry, she picked up a throbbing cock from a table and threw it warmly in the sun.
They both looked around.
"Jojo's butt, you long dalek!" Maggie yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Maggie looked and then rubbed her cock and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Jojo's butt said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a green kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Maggie said mexicanly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be smelly."
That seemed reasonable. Maggie went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a dalek that rolled into the sun. He made Maggie's lips feel all pink.
"You see?" Jojo's butt said hesitantly and Maggie saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
...............oH MY FUCKING GOODNESS DEEK
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL