homo tool hipster douche assmuncher

there's a penis with a face okay

nsfw

ish

Anonymous sent: show us some drawings you're working on

hey kristen wanna see what i sent austin in the skype call the other night

i sent him a file entitled
this is what you get for making fun of xp beard.png
and it was a kawaii penis spittin jizz

but otherwise i’m working on devinxw’s fantroll, a drawing for austin and alex of their ‘sona’s, and something for deviantart.

Anonymous sent: aah you're really good at drawing and i was kinda wondering... Uhm, how do you draw profiles exactly? Like, someone facing to the side. It's a big problem spot for me and maybe you could help?

No problem kind anon
First thing’s first, you have to specify whether it’s a human, or an animal.

If it’s an animal, I HIGHLY suggest, ESPECIALLY IF IT IS YOUR FIRST TIME DRAWING THIS ANIMAL, that you get a reference photo. I mean it. A wolf and a fox may have similar skeletal structure when it comes to the head, but they DO NOT look exactly the same in the face, whether it be up front or in profile.

If you wing it, you have the issue of it being anatomically incorrect. This can lead to slight confusion as to what it is, to completely throwing off what species it is. You’re not going to draw a pug and give it a german shepherd dog’s face, are you?

If it’s a human, this comes a bit easier. I got how i draw profiles through trial and error, but mostly from

hang on, this may sound insane,

STARING AT PEOPLE.

I mean it. People are the best references. Bored in class? Observe some students nearby you. Does the person have an unfortunate underbite that makes them look like bubba gump? Do they have a massive schnoz that could shelter forest critters? What about their lips? Are they full, thin, a mix, a mismatch? And foreheads/hairlines! Is the forehead obscured by bangs or fringe? If bare, is it smooth, curved, does it jut out? If so, just a tad, or do they look like a neanderthal? What about jawlines and jawbones? Ears? Do they have a double chin? Triple? Benedict Cumberbatch?

I can go on forever.

There’s so much you can learn from just people watching.
so
fucking
much

See? A quick sketch of a profile, compared to my own face. It generally looks okay by comparison, everything seems to be in the right place.

(I look like i have an underbite in the picture, but that’s because i’m sticking out my bottom jaw. i have rubber bands in for my braces and that makes it a little less sore. I actually have a MASSIVEJOHNEGBERTWORTHY overbite)

But you can spice up the profile by adding some details. For example, via tracing my nose, it goes down a bit and has a slight crook:

And you are, by no means, limited by style. If you’re going for a less realistic, and more stylized look, GO RIGHT A FUCKING HEAD

blah blah i should go to bed and work on stuff i’m spacing out and i forgot where i was going with this

does that help?

am i offensive yet

fyeahbadhomestuckart sent: Of course they do, you precious babbu! Shooooosh and let the compliments come over you, let it happen! shooooooooosh shooooooooooooooooooooosh shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh pap pap pap

I just need to suddenly grow a vagina
and start PMS just to let out all these emotions safely and properly

and no i hate compliments, I never get them anywhere except tumblr, and each one makes my face redder than a tomato. the ‘let it happen’ makes it more like verbal rape.

SHOOSH JOJO LET IT HAPPEN JUST LET IT HAPPEN YOU KAWAII BABBY LET ME SMOOSH YER ADORKABLE FACE BUUBUU
and I’m just on the ground crying and screaming no and blowing a whistle

fyeahbadhomestuckart sent: JOJO ARE YOU OKAY?

PEOPLE LIKE MY SHIT
PEOPLE LEGITIMATELY LIKE MY SHIT
AUGH HOLY KARKAT’S NIPPLES BATMAN GET ME SOME AIR

NSFW

jojo draws

jimbokern sent: do u support deridan also you should draw femslick fanart. slick/jojo/sn0wman art. ok. that is all.

dklfjaslkfjasdklfjasl you don’t get art derek.

never

ever

/casually draws NSFW stuff

jojo draws

imagine-mother-nature-deactivat sent: draw your favorite thing on this earth.

i really like owls okay
birds are nice but owls are cutest.

jimbokern sent: throws things at you

gets hit in the face

jojo draws

g3twrecked sent: Hey uhm, I've been like in a super duper crap mood and your art has the amazing ability to cheer me up in like .01 milliseconds. Could you draw Isaac doin' sumthin dumb like playing with pizza boxes or raging at a comp?

hang on let me just

I couldn’t decide, so here’s Isaac raging at/playing with a pizza box.

jojo can't spanish

juggadouche sent: Oh, no sugarpoop, I just like to speak using an extensive vocabulary! This will teach our children, Majora and John, that speaking formaly will make you sound intelligent! Ooh, what's for supper, tubbylub? Honeybunny? Sweetypeety? Poottoot? Moco de azucar? Mi bizcocho? El hongo a mis pies? El café a mi arepa?

Sabes que los niños serán muy inteligentes porque hablamos en español y ingles. Pero no puedo decir nada sobre sus caras porque John tiene los peores dientes y Majora lleva una máscara todo el tiempo.

Tonight we’ll be having soup.

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yourheadinthecurtains sent: i think i sent one already but fuck it i'm home

i told you not to swear in front of the kids, sugarplum

go wash out your mouth with soap. and while you’re at it, wash out our daughter’s mouth, she said OTP. We can’t have any of that shipping getting to her head.

sporkly-deactivated20120706 sent: jojo are you ok? ;-; I'm worried about you cuz you're gonna draw vent art.

It’s not so much going to be “vent art” as it is

“wow i’m stressed and a lot of fun events happened in the period of 48 hours I MUST DRAW THEM” art.

juggadouche sent: Honey, I have arrived at the residental area that we both reside in!

Honey, I told you not to be so formal! Go wash up, and supper will be ready before sundown, dear. The children are outside playing with the neighborhood kids and will be back before you know it.